Fembots, describe your ideal bf.
>race/nationality
>height
>body type
>eye and hair color
>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
>career
>interests/hobbies
>personality type
>dress style/aesthetic
>kinks
Ideal Bf
Relationships uncensored
My ideal bf is the robot reading this!
false
the ideal bf makes seven figures and nothing else matters
sorry but you're wrong, i'm not anyone's ideal
nice try though
Just say me, I am the sexy robot who ever live
Jai Hind
This is close enough
racist
Don't get me wrong I'm not saying that I hate whites, I'm just saying that it's OBVIOUS they're going to say white, because they're all thirsty monkeys for white wiener. They revolve their entire identity on being white wash white wiener worshipers. Fricking hate these people.
Canned + hackneyed + performative positivity + stale copypasta
>white
>6'4+
>skinny
>blue eyes, dark brown hair
>clean shaven, sharp jawline
>idc the career but make at least 250k
>dominant, never cries, never anxious or unconfident
>fresh suits, well tailored
>cnc, impregnation
if you meet 70% of these I'd date you
you must be one hell of a catch yourself to be asking all of these. Also who would have the though that the girl with absolutue massive demands and wanting a guy that makes 300k would have an impregnation fetish.
>i want to baby trap a tall rich guy
don't we all, sister
>6'4+
This alone reduces it to 0.9% of the male population.
Your desire for a man who makes at least 250k is actually more realistic because that's about 2% of the male population.
Well if you read the thread it said IDEAL, not realistic. Nothing said anything about them having to be common.
>>cnc, impregnation
literally every woman has this fetish
>>6'4+
This is 99% garantueed to be bait but most of them list 6'2+ as a requirement so
I almost match that physical description perfectly but I'm homeless so none of the rest.
>6'4+
wtf? girls prefer basketball players? i understand being tall is good but... that's so tall, i thought those look strange, like, alien or another species.
i didn't know this. time to rope.
You obviously aren't south slavic. Every 3rd or 4th guy here is 6'3+. I'm 194cm and i feel average. My dad is 195 and my uncle is fricking 210cm.
I just know you have posted several threads about how women actually have really low standards and you just have to be a decent person
I fit most of those, well 6/9 but I make it up by being rich.
so 9 different demands? here's my counter list:
>white
>natural 9+/10 (no makeup, no plastic surgery)
>normal to skinny
>18-24yo
>fertile and willing to birth AT LEAST 4 kids including a son
>wants to be a SAHM
>has several homemaking skills
>has several "feminine arts" skills
>submissive, well mannered, well educated, can take her to functions with other rich buttholes as a trophy wife (that also includes no lower class hobbies that can be seen in public, no "clubbing" or any of that shit)
Especially the last two are important, if you want to be the wife of an ACTUAL upper class 1% guy, you youself better be presentable in upper class society, you better play multiple instruments, speak multiple languages, can socialize and play nice with other pretentious butthole b***hes while their husbands are doing business deals etc.
wasting your valuable time on NSFFW i see. one of the worst deals in history, frankly. Your high society girl isn't here
obviously, I'm just pointing out whats the "counter-demands" to b***hes making sky-high demands of potential partners, thinking they all deserve a top 1% chad.
I'll probably marry the daughter of some business contact in a few years when I'm in my late 20's.
I just want delusional females to understand that if they demand a prince they better be a fcking princess themselfes.
My list is the ABSOLUTE MINIMUM requirements for any girl that wants to marry to someone with 8+ figue net-worth. At least in regards to "old money" families, some super lucky roastie might be able to snatch up a "new money" startup guy that got lucky.
>thinking they all deserve a top 1% chad.
This is an IDEAL bf thread, not a "what can I realistically obtain and what do I actually deserve" thread. Most girls in this thread know their list is unrealistic, you're preaching to the choir. The man I'm in love with and actively pursuing doesn't meet a lot of the traits I listed because my list is a delusional fantasy, not a realistic checklist of the bare minimum standards a man needs to meet to be worthy of my time.
>The man I'm in love with
I feel sorry for him
Don't worry, I'll treat him better than any woman will ever treat you <3
>hehe snide Facebook tier comment <3
I feel even more sorry for him. you seem like a shallow, almost bpd person. you display certain traits and eventually he's going to regret all the "love" he gets
>setting such a low bar
That is not the comeback you think it is lmao
I wonder how many of us would leave our current partner if the ideal one just happen to cross paths with us
I wonder this, but also at least for me, the ideal I wrote about probably wouldn't be a good long-term partner once the initial horniness wore off. So as tempting as it would be to go after the dream man I wrote about, some grand, kinky excitement isn't worth giving up a man who I could actually see myself building a life with.
>hehe snide Facebook tier comment <3
Only in response to another snide facebook tier comment.
>you seem like a shallow, almost bpd person.
Keep projecting. Not every woman has BPD. I'm not perfect but I'm completely honest with him about all my shortcomings and he still likes me regardless.
>The title says IDEAL but everyone implicitly understands that this is supposed to be a dating thread
There have been other threads that said stuff like "bf requirements" or whatever instead of "ideal." If you want people to list their actual bare minimum, say that. Don't ask for ideals then throw a pissy fit when people actually answer the question. And as
said, many women outright prefaced their posts by clarifying that it's just an ideal, not realistic standards. Why are you mad when multiple posters outright said that they're willing to date men who don't match their list? Make a thread asking women for their bare minimum standards if that's what you want, rather than whining that women are posting their dream men in the ideal bf thread.
nta but this is the biggest problem with modern young women.
The title says IDEAL but everyone implicitly understands that this is supposed to be a dating thread where anons find themselves in these lists and try to initiate contact and take it to discord or something if you get along. This is the way these threads have used to be until women like you came and turned them into laundry list generals where you all post the same thing. Just because it says ideal doesn't mean it should eliminate 99% of the male population.
I don't blame you though. It seems to me that this is part of a wide cultural shift where both men and women don't actually want to get to know each other and instead prefer to shit on the other gender by bringing each other down.
Are you moronic or something anon? It's explicitly an ideal thread, and most of the fembots stated that the characteristics they listed don't need to be met 100% because it's ideal not minimum
Not I'm not moronic, but I think you are if you can't understand subtext of any thread where men and women openly gather and state their preferences.
Maybe you should ask yourself why your ideal eliminates such a large number of the male population instead of pretending to be obtuse.
Notice how literally nobody else interpreted it the same as you
Yeah nobody except for all the men reading this thread and realizing there's no point talking to someone as vapid as you
My brother in Christ, I myself am a man and I understood the thread topic
I see.
I said what I had to say. Carry on with setting unattainable ideas in your psyche if you think it is beneficial for your brain development.
>ideas
*ideals
>just because it says ideal doesn't mean it should eliminate 99%
NTA but,
don't call it ideal if it isn't
call it "potential partner contact thread" if that's what you want it to be
You're just subconsciously priming your own mind to not settle for anything less than that. Think of it, if you already stated this as your ideal, why would you lower it? You already rationalize that anything less than that is not ideal and will make you miserable.
Anon, as a man, my ideal is simple.
I want a weeb gf with big breasts, white skin, long hair, 2000s interests and whom I get along with in the most intimate sense of it.
Those things take out 90% of the population.
Stop complaining about what other people like because it makes you insecure.
>You're just subconsciously priming your own mind to not settle for anything less than that. Think of it, if you already stated this as your ideal, why would you lower it?
I mean, a ton of men on this board dream of a 10/10 white, tradwife, virgin stacy straight out of highschool but (most of them) realize that's not actually realistic and are willing to go for less. How are the women in this thread any different?
Also when you fall in love with someone, the specifics stop mattering. There are tons of stories of people falling for and marrying someone who was completely different to the type they previously liked. There's a difference between initial attraction and actual love. Emotions like love don't care about a mental checklist.
>Also when you fall in love with someone, the specifics stop mattering.
Explain how this works. Never been in relationship so this sounds totally fake to me.
>never been in a relationship
Explains a lot, anon
That wasn't me but maybe you should have some empathy to men and try to answer their questions instead of immediately making fun of their lack of experience. Less than ideal, isn't it?
First off, I am a man. Second, people tried answering him and he wouldn't listen
I'm just another guy drive-by posting. Can you explain?
My bad, thought you were the guy trying to argue that ideal = bare minimum
Yeah, it's cool. I was able to figure that out.
>Second, people tried answering him and he wouldn't listen
Sorry but the only answer I got was from a guy with deep oneitis. He's not in a relationship with the girl. This is not the same as that initial statement
>Also when you fall in love with someone, the specifics stop mattering.
talking about women.
It just does.
I haven't been in a relationship either, but my ideal is based on my oneitis because the moment I fell in love with her, other women stopped existing and I didn't want anything else, just her. All of her, her flaws were just as endearing and good in my eyes.
It's over for me, bros.
you're not a good example, sorry. You're in an unrequited love scenario. Men will do this pretty often.
>Men will do this pretty often
Nope, sorry. It's the only time it has happened.
I know what you're talking about, ik what that feels like. It's not that.
It is over for me because all I can see in other women are all of the ways in which they are not her.
Yes, and everyone mocks those men for a reason.
They turn into porn addicts and don't even want to date women. You know why? Because they've conditioned their brain to only ever desire
>10/10 white, tradwife, virgin stacy straight out of highschool
You can have any ideal that you want. But you be aware that the more you keep repeating this image, the more your brain begins to believe this is what you deserve any want. Sure, you might run into the love of your life tomorrow, but are you certain you will even be able to notice his presence when he is off the mark for literally every single aspect of your "ideal"?
>Sure, you might run into the love of your life tomorrow, but are you certain you will even be able to notice his presence when he is off the mark for literally every single aspect of your "ideal"?
I have literally found who I believe is the love of my life and he doesn't fit most of my ideal checklist, but I still don't want anyone but him. You probably won't realize they're the love of your life at first glance, but as you interact more and more, you realize that your preexisting ideals don't matter, you want this person as your partner in life and no one else.
How do you rationalize the fact that you met the love of your life yet at the same time he isn't your ideal partner?
Someone you love =/= literally a perfect god.
It's not that hard moron
So your ideal is literally a perfect god? What if you met him tomorrow? He checks off every requirement you have both in terms of personality and looks.
How do you think the love of your life would feel if he saw your post and realize that he doesn't fit any of it? Do you think this will fill him with hope about the future of your relationship?
How about if you saw him make a post about an ideal woman and you realized that you match none of it? Will you feel hopeful about the future of your relationship?
>if you saw him make a post about an ideal woman and you realized that you match none of it?
literally all men do that
>Do you think this will fill him with hope about the future of your relationship?
Maybe he should start working out then.
Yes, men have been conditioning and priming their brains to think they only deserve 10/10 stacy. This is the exact point I am trying to make.
>Maybe he should start working out then.
You think you're hurting me by being spiteful but in reality you're only hurting yourself and the average man you supposedly love
>Yea ur both the same
No we are not. There has never been a reversed gender role version of Beauty and the Beast because society expects women to give a shit about ugly men just for being nice. I have every right to spit at something so stupid. I only love my boyfriend because he would agree with me on this but if a more attractive man were to come along he is done.
>if a more attractive man were to come along he is done.
lol
This has to be bait.
Incel hands typed this post.
>Yes, men have been conditioning and priming their brains to think they only deserve 10/10 stacy.
this is such bullshit, it's observably untrue. So many guys, good looking guys even, are with girls way below their own looks.
>literally all men do that
If you look a few posts above, you will see the part where I said that my ideal is based of a girl I love.
You are coping really hard and your relationship is doomed.
I was on your side at 1st, but now you sound moronic.
For me at least, a lot of the things that are my ideal that he doesn't meet are just superficial things, things that can be worked around, or just dumb kinks that, while fun, probably wouldn't be beneficial for a long-term relationship. Like he's sub 6ft, but who cares? Sure I won't be able to bury my fave in his chest, but I can still hug and cuddle with him. He doesn't make 6 figures or anything fancy, but oh well. We'll manage, and even though I want to be a housewife, I can get some work from home job if necessary. He's not as kinky as I am, but someone who indulges ALL of my kinks probably wouldn't make a good father for any future children, anyways. But he's the kindest man I know, we get along easily, just talking to him makes me feel calm and safe, I can't help but worry about him and care for him, he's funny and fun to talk with, we have similar hobbies. He's the perfect man for me even if he isn't who I would describe as my "ideal."
>You'll monkey branch as soon as you see a guy that is like him but with one extra trait from your ideal list.
I wouldn't fall for someone solely because of looks, and I wouldn't allow myself to get close enough to another man for him to be able to show off any other traits that could tempt me.
>Woman are incapable of being loyal by default.
This mentality won't help you get a gf, bro.
>How about if you saw him make a post about an ideal woman and you realized that you match none of it?
NTA but the guy I like posts anime girls he's into all the damn time. I'm not like them in the slightest. But I know he still likes me because he's said so and actual romantic feelings aren't that shallow.
>just dumb kinks that, while fun, probably wouldn't be beneficial for a long-term relationship.
Bf has a small dick. Confirmed.
Well done, boys.
I was talking about shit like sadism and 24/7 master/slave dynamics. I'm extremely into those, him not so much. But ultimately someone who indulged me too much with those probably wouldn't make a good father, and I want children one day. I haven't slept with the guy yet, and I'm a virgin so I can't judge dick size much regardless, since it's not like I'd be able to compare.
My ideal is based primarily on my kinks and fetishes. I'm not sure if it's necessarily based on what other women deem desirable because I feel like most women would look at me in horror if I explained my dream man. The man I like isn't the perfect dom of my fantasies, but he's a sweet guy I can genuinely see myself building a family with one day.
I mean maybe if there was some hypothetical man who had the exact same fetishes as me but also was still a perfectly adjusted adult capable of turning off his sadism at the right times, but still being a little sadistic in public, but only in certain situations, but is also good with kids, but is also an abusive bastard when we're alone, that would be better, but a man like that doesn't exist. Either he's gonna be less kinky than me, or his fetishes are gonna influence his interactions with others, not just me. So I'll give up on some of my hornier ideals for a man I can actually build a future with.
>My ideal is based primarily on my kinks and fetishes.
You just admitted to having the same mentality as an actual porn addict...
Jesus, the lack of self-awarness.
>You just admitted to having the same mentality as an actual porn addict...
I'm a horny degenerate, I know that, and I don't hide it, but as I said, I know my ideals aren't realistic for a long-term relationship. The man I like is aware of my degeneracy, and I'm aware that some of my fetishes will remain nothing but dreams with him. But that's exactly why I said my ideals aren't realistic, and the perfect man for me won't match my ideals.
>Jesus, the lack of self-awarness.
I agree I'm a horny degenerate, but I'm genuinely curious where I lack self-awareness. I feel as if I'm pretty aware of my degeneracy.
I'm a degen too.
But you think like a literal porn addict. You have, in this very thread, complained about porn addicted men that want 10/10 stacy's. All of your posts now look like nothing other than simple projection.
Why is it a lack of self-awarness? Because your bf should become your ideal if you really loved him. That's what love is.
You let your coomer mind have more control over you than your love for your bf.
In other words, you're a liar.
>You have, in this very thread, complained about porn addicted men that want 10/10 stacy's.
I didn't. The only thing I said about 10/10 staceys is that men dreaming of such women are no different than the women in this thread dreaming of the 666 rule or whatever.
>Because your bf should become your ideal if you really loved him. That's what love is.
I have said multiple times he is the perfect man for me. If you ask me to list out trait by trait what my ideal man would be if I could literally build one from scratch, yes it's gonna be a bit different. I'm sure if he was asked a similar question anonymously, his answer wouldn't be an exact replica of me, either. But if you ask me who I want to marry, who I want to start a family with, who I want to spend the rest of my life with, who I want to give my first time to, who I want to be the only man I'll ever know intimately, I'd answer him again and again.
I'm a coomer, but there's a difference between my coomer fantasies and the actual type of person I want to grow old with. I'm sorry if you're unable to distinguish horny delusions from realistic hopes for the future, but trust me, he's the only man I want, despite the fantasies I have when horny.
>I'm sorry if you're unable to distinguish horny delusions from realistic hopes for the future, but trust me
Also in this very thread, I said that my horny delusions changed and became only about the woman I love.
Yours, are still about someone else.
>I'm sure if he was asked a similar question anonymously, his answer wouldn't be an exact replica of me, either.
That's lame. And it should be.
>I said that my horny delusions changed and became only about the woman I love.
>Yours, are still about someone else.
More and more of my fantasies have been about him lately, but sometimes I want to think about certain acts I know he'd feel bad doing to me. I'm a degenerate who loves abusive dynamics, but I also know he's got morals that would prevent him from treating me as awfully as I'd like. It feels disrespectful and dehumanizing of him to imagine him doing acts I know he'd never do, so in those situations, I sub in the made-up, fictional man I'd fantasize about before I met him.
>That's lame. And it should be.
Eh, to each their own. I've flat out told him I don't care about fictional shit, and imo fictional includes your own fantasies. If that would be a dealbreaker for you, more power to you. I won't judge you for your own dealbreakers, that's between no one but you and the person you one day date. But personally, I'm not gonna get pressed over someone's imagination, as long as it stays just a fantasy.
>But he's the kindest man I know, we get along easily, just talking to him makes me feel calm and safe, I can't help but worry about him and care for him, he's funny and fun to talk with, we have similar hobbies. He's the perfect man for me even if he isn't who I would describe as my "ideal."
So the perfect man for you is not actually your ideal? Do you think ideal is some collection of desirable traits that you should want because all the other girls want them too? There's no shame in admitting that this man is your ideal.
You'll monkey branch as soon as you see a guy that is like him but with one extra trait from your ideal list.
It's a guarantee. Woman are incapable of being loyal by default.
>Woman are incapable of being loyal by default.
I think things changed with the generations, or maybe it's a getting older thing. Most the women in my family stayed with the guys they got with a bit later in life until the end. In one case, their relationship actually survived a children's suicide, which seems like the kind of thing that would destroy pretty much any relationship to me.
Ideal: existing only in the imagination; desirable or perfect but not likely to become a reality.
t. Oxford dictionary
>noooo! but it's irrealistic
You absolute morons, learn to fricking speak.
Well you see, "ideal partner" title used to have an implicit subtext of "REALISTIC ideal partner" but tiktok brained zoomers like you need everything capitioned and spelled out so now you assume ideal means a literal god and thus all of you have the exact same requirements.
Maybe you should work on being more realistic and daydream less.
>anon doesn't understand what ideal means
I'm just trying to help you from destroying your brain and perceptions of reality. If you decide to ignore it and choose to make yourself miserable, that's on you.
Realistic isn't the point of this thread though, if you want a thread like that then just go make one
Nah I don't have a need for this type of thread.
This thread is just the female equivalent of men posting porn of 10/10s and telling each other this is what they deserve
Except it's not equal, because most of the women explicitly stated that they don't expect anyone to fit their IDEAL
If you're so sure of it then try telling yourself every morning that you only deserve 6'4 rich bf and notice how your perception for men who are less than that changes.
Like I said, the equivalent of a porn addict.
First of all, I'm a man. Second, the women in this thread *aren't* saying they only deserve their ideal. You're just proving you didn't actually read the thread
Buddy, you may be a lot of things, but you're definitely not a man.
Last I checked my chromosomes are XY and I'm over the age of 18, therefore I'm a man
As a man you should know that setting unattainable and unrealistic preferences for a partner (yes, even in "ideal" scenarios) is extremely destructive for one's mind.
Genuinely no better than a coomer.
Or maybe people are just intelligent enough to be able to separate ideal from realistic? People other than you, apparently. OP wanted to know what fembots' ideal preferences were, not what they'd settle for
Yes because people with insanely high standards in dating are commonly known for being the intelligent type.
Again, this isn't a dating or standards thread. OP wanted to know IDEALS
The fact you won't even consider self inserting as a potential partner for these girls and assume this thread didn't have a potential to turn into a dating thread speaks volumes.
I never said it didn't have that potential, I said that's not the point of it. Literally just refer to OP's post if you're this confused
Pretending to be obtuse is not going to fill the void. I hope you will be able to face your demons soon.
>It seems to me that this is part of a wide cultural shift where both men and women don't actually want to get to know each other and instead prefer to shit on the other gender by bringing each other down.
I'm always ahead of societal shifts. I'm totally out of my "I hate all women" phase... so... maybe in a couple years there will be a large reconciliation.
It's obviously not sustainable for men and women to separate as they are doing. Yeah, everyone knows about the chads getting it all and shit, but even a 1/100 man in every area will struggle to meet the insane demands women have. This isn't sustainable.
well i'm looking for women, so i presume you don't fit
People, especially women, are wrongfully attributing non-existent manliness to tall guys. The majority of high-altitude mannequins that I have confronted over the years have turned out to be soft boys thinking that long bones will save them from everything. Very few of them were as tough they seem.
I don't have to read this thread. I know that race isn't going to be mexican. Fricking b***hes
do you look white? I'm
Lmao don't worry friend at least you aren't from south-east asia, that's when you're truly fricked.
t. guy from sea
yea im hispanic too
but every hispanic man had done me dirty as frick
trips of truth, lot of hispanic men have mental issues (same with the women it just manifests differently). this is why you "people" should be racematching.
I don't even know why you gays add race/nationality you know everyone is going to say white like the race traiting self hating bawds they are.
this, except for some white women.
tbh it makes an easy filter for brown women
Black and brownbros don't look at women on NSFFW and feel bad about yourself because they all want white men. They are all either racist white women or self hating non white women, they don't represent all women. If you go outside and look at the real world you'll see lots of white girls dating black guys
ideal bf
>male, 20-35
>any race
>skinny or fit
>kind, chivalrous, respectful
>has diverse interests
>good career or career outlook
>wants partner that works and has a good career to support vice-versa
>likes guns
>mentally well
>not addicted to porn
me
>bio female
>Latina
>tomboyish
>hourglass
>tall, 5'11
>into more traditionally male interests like guns
>good blue collar career
>blunt but honest
>funny
my discord is miss__thang_
please fit all of the categories thanks
How old are you? Are you submissive or dominant?
I am in my 20s and I am definitively not answering sexual questions until I get to know someone.
That is not necessarily a sexual question. It is a lifestyle question.
Fair enough. I like to be in control of the situation most of the time, so I guess dominant.
He's subtly asking whether or not he has a chance with you if he isn't taller than you.
Great getting cucked for not liking guns this time i guess
>>good career or career outlook
partner that works and has a good career to support vice-versa
well
Well this sucks, but you were probably mexican anyway and mexicans scare the shit out of me
You are literally perfect except for
>Latina
Fricking joever
Hopefully not a fed trying to get their hands on ... well pictures of funny stuff.
>mentally well
It's over for me
guns
Only remotely, I don't live in Schoolshooterland
Anons ask about "ideal" bf and gets disappointed when the fellow fembots say their ideal requirements kek. How moronic.
Anyway here is mine:
>Race/nationality
White, of Germanic or Nordic heritage
>Height
6'2 - 6'3
>Body type
Lean, but decently athletic from labor and physical activities
>Eye and hair color
Golden or light blond hair, blue or grey eyes
>Any other facial features
I don't want him to have too thin lips. He must have a head full of hair, no balding. Aquiline nose. A flawless skin and clean shaved face
>Career
I have no specifics here, as long he earns his money in a honest way.
>Interests and hobbies
I want him to be a very cultured man but a nerdy at the same time. He should enjoy literature and arts in general. He should be interested in history, language learning and I would love if he played piano for me. But he can like anime and games too, but in moderation. I think him liking reenactments would be cool as I could see him in multiple uniforms and anime because he could cosplay to me.
>Personality type
He can be aloof or charismatic. The most important thing is that he loves me and is loyal. He doesn't care about other women, he only cares about me. He is only mine and mine only, he would kill for me if necessary, a yandere lite boyfriend and future husband. Besides that he has no mental illnesses
>Dress style
Clean cut/elegant, he is fashionable but loves when I pick clothes for him.
>Kinks
He would share my kinks, which can be a bit degenerate in nature.
My requirement for my ideal bf is more strict than the one to join the SS kek
How many of these does one have to fill out in order for you to consider dating them?
Just sweet cute white guy who loves me and is not a porn watcher, not too dumb, and share some hobbies with me. I would like him to be at least 5'9 tall and have light eyes and not fat. In his twenties
Pretty reasonable and easy to find then unless you got some absurd hobbies but from the ones you listed you should be able to find many guys like that, good luck.
I fit all the categories in your ideal post but I am half Korean and have brown eyes. Sad.
Then frick off. I hate the yellow filth more than blacks.
>t. Raising Jamal on her own
Remember this is ideal
I am eastern european and don't really like men of my ethnicity, so any other kind of european.
190cm+
>>body type
Gym bro lifter type
>>eye and hair color
I don't really care too much about this tbh, but light eyes are nice
>>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
Maybe the ability to grow nice facial hair
don't care as long as he makes a decent living, I plan on working too. I want us both to contribute equally.
Vidya at least, but idc about this as much I don't think shared hobbies are required
type
Shy and introverted just like me. Caring and pays attention to small details.
style/aesthetic
I like plain clothes on a fit body.
Nothing degen I don't want a porn addicted man.
Out of curiosity, are you Polish?
Yea I am, why do you ask?
A lot of Polish girls dont like Polish men and other Eastern Euro men.
t. 2nd gen Polish American
There are no fembots ITT. These are males posting idealized versions of themselves lmfao
This is ideal, so I would settle for a lot less, I can't exactly afford to be choosey with men, but if I could create my dream bf
>race/nationality
White.
>height
I'm tall myself, so 6'2+ would be cool so I could still feel short next to him.
>body type
Fat. Ideally strong, but with a nice layer of fat on top. Also hairy.
>eye and hair color
I don't really care.
>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
idk but a stubble-y beard would be nice.
>career
Something that pays enough for us to have a middle~upper middle class lifestyle off of his income alone so I can be a housewife. Bonus points if he works from home so we can spend a lot of time together.
>interests/hobbies
Weeb. I wanna gush about anime and play video games together.
>personality type
Self-assured, dominant, a bit of a jokester little shit, calm under stress, sadistic, but still kind at times.
>dress style/aesthetic
idk enough about fashion, as long as he looks presentable I don't care.
>kinks
Too many to list, but main thing would be a 24/7 master/slave dynamic, both in and out the bedroom. Also I'd want him to be into degrading me and making me do gross shit like rimming his ass. I'd also love if he beat me or did other painful acts with me regularly. I think it would be fun to always be bruised or otherwise be in pain as a constant reminder of his love for me~
How old are you? Can you describe yourself?
25. I'm a 5'9 light-skinned fat black woman. Also a virgin neet. Idk how else to explain myself. I know I'm not a catch and don't have the right to be as choosey as I was in my post, but this was my ideal bf not the bare minimum I'd date, so yeah it's out of my league.
I had to google them because idk who either of them are but no I definitely mean like boogie2988. That henry guy isn't even fat. I want a guy who's FAT. I want a belly that will rest on my head when I blow him, rolls that make him smell quicker than most men, enough weight that if he were to lay on top of me, he'd still bury me despite me being a tall fatty myself, enough fat that he struggles to wipe his ass and just uses my tongue because it's easier. I do want him to be mobile, but as long as he's still able to walk, I want him as big as he can be. I'd like if he still has some muscle underneath (I know guys who lift can still be really fricking big) because I wanna be roughed around and manhandled, but I'd be fine if he weren't that strong so long as he's fat. I'm a fatty myself, it makes sense for me to date a fellow fatty. Also I'm a degenerate and I want a guy who's so gross that fricking him is inherently humiliating, so a guy who struggles with hygiene due to his weight and gets sweaty a lot quicker than others would be perfect.
i'm the fat white guy in this thread and i started writing about myself, and then i was like "why am i even bothering"? I would be disgusted with myself if I was the man you're describing.
Im fat as frick femanon from years of depression and being a virgin. and I rarely shower. tell me does your name start with an A?
Nice, I fit all your criteria except height. You sound perfect. The dynamic you described is exactly what I'm looking for. I really need to find a girl like you.
>Fat. Ideally strong, but with a nice layer of fat on top. Also hairy.
I assume you mean fat like henry cavill and not fat like boogie2988
>race/nationality
white
>height
above 180 cm
>body type
lean
>eye and hair color
i don't care just have lots of hair and don't be a ginger
>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
small midface, small cute nose, lips not too thin, not a chinlet
>career
just have a job that's above minimum wage and stable by eu standards
>interests/hobbies
he has some sort of respectable non-autistic masculine interest that keeps him busy so he has no time to go jerk off all day in the basement or cheat. could be something like football, basketball, martial arts, going to the gym, being into cars and motorcycles, taking care of dogs, woodwork
>personality type
not sensitive. not angry. doesn't argue with me. loving and caring towards his girlfriend and family. generous. has normal guy friends and doesn't interact with women besides me. doesn't talk much
>dress style/aesthetic
just dress for the occasion and look normal
>kinks
doesn't have them. he is fulfilled by having passionate intense romantic raw dick in pussy sex with his girlfriend
>small midface, small cute nose, lips not too thin, not a chinlet
your post is literally me except im probably too young for you and have 0 interest in a career and my pp barely works lol, and no not bcuz of porn addiction
you are young and your penis isn't working and it's not porn addiction? that's concerning anon you might have cancer
Until I lost my job a week ago I fit this description perfectly
For me, it's zucc! Just everything about him is perfect to me
>Be me
>179 cm tall
It's fricking over bros
>be me
>173cm
I will kiss your forehead
>race/nationality
White American like me
>height
5'10" is average. I'll go with that. I'm quite short 5'1"
>body type
skinny buff?
>eye and hair color
I like all eye colors other than black lol. Just have hair lol
>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
Healthy straight white teeth. This is very important to me.
>career
Preferably he would work with his hands but I don't really care. As long as he loves what he does and it pays well. I do not want to be poor. Sue me.
>interests/hobbies
I don't want a guy with too many indoor hobbies because I already spend all my time indoors. I'm hoping a man will get me out of my comfort zone.
>personality type
Extroverted and will talk for me because I have extreme social anxiety.
>dress style/aesthetic
Not a guy that dresses in joggers, hoodies, and slides. That is so disgusting and lazy. He should have a style that takes effort at least.
>kinks
N/A
>Implying this thread isn't comprised entirely of lonely men blowing smoke up the assess of other lonely men.
>implying he knows anything about that
If you want to actually get their ideal, then you shouldn't provide any prompts like race, height, etc. If you do that, then they will just try to maximize all of them. It would be more interesting to let them say whatever, because then you will learn what characteristics they actually care about.
>white
>tall (over 5'11)
>thin, with some muscle
>blond hair, blue eyes
>handsome and good hair genetics, at least an average penis, not a porn addict and not a coomer
>anything that pays decently
>anime, games, movies, history buff
>kind, loving and affectionate
>clean fashion, basic but fashionable
>i want him to be normal and just love eating my pussy
literally me
my discord is cool1yeah
>race
doesnt matter
>body type
sort of a twink slim build
>eye and hair color
black hair and black/brown hair
>facial feautures u like
eyebags and beauty marks near an eye or mouth yumyum
>career
computer stuff that he can ramble about to me
>interest/hobbies
niche internet things, staying in bed with me
>personality type
i really like the shy type a lot, i think its very cute
>dress style/aesthetic
no particular aesthetic, maybe loose clothes? like oversized shirts and basic pants, i think he wouldnt work too much on his style cuz hes lazy.
>kinks
whatever
when i see posts like that I'm starting to think if glowies wanna catfish me, cuz this is too close for comfort
This is me but I'm black. I have a beauty mark under my eye
Not gonna get me this time, glowie. Good try, though
>this thread
its so over for manlets like me
It's really funny how heightpill deniers come out in droves when a manlet makes a complaint but then you have a thread like this as well as countless other forms of evidence all over the place that it's a major issue.
I already know that 4 inch dicks aren't wanted... so why bother
here we go. 23f neet femnon here.
>race/nationality
white/european, or east or central asian
>height
i prefer average height. 5'7-5'10"
>body type
male heroin chic
>eye and hair color
dirty blonde hair, or redhead. or black if asian. eye color doesn't matter.
>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
pic rel but irl lol
>career
doesn't matter that much. but if he has a job, i'd look for a job too
>interests/hobbies
black metal and maybe playing an instrument. is okay with my hobbies and interests.
>personality type
very chill and calm. the type who doesn't feel the need to be talking all the time. slightly stoic, but also likes joking around. confident and chill basically.
>dress style/aesthetic
>
>kinks
eh. i might talk about this if someone is curious
>a fan of Varg Vikernes, but manlet height version
I find that varg in his youth doesn't really fit my ideal, I prefer more "rugged" features than what he has. especially nowadays he is really entertaining though lmao.
blackbros,asianbros & indianbros... WE ARE COOKED
dont forget Arabbros
hapa like me , or anything as long as it isnt dark brown or black
anything as long as it isn't odd, like notably short or notably tall
>>body type
chubby but not heavily overweight, or average i guess idrc
>>eye and hair color
brown? also brown? or dyed white xd it looks cute
>>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
eyebags/dark circles and a bit of stubble can be hot sometimes
IT maybe would be super cool
plays a non mainstream competitive video game and tries to grind it out and be really good at it
a martial arts maybe
anything
type
textbook entp, charismatic, wienery/sardonic
'heart on sleeve' type, not necessarily emotionally sensitive but isnt hiding them all way, even if theyre negative i just like people who express themselves a lot
niche internet knowledge that came from childhood online without the depraved disgusting brainrot and mental stagnation that most people have
strong work ethic
style/aesthetic
i wouldnt want him to dress good because that means hes typically very ran through
id want him to dress typical moronic male outfits/corporate and then id fix him into some real drip
the taboo stuff that people dont typically talk about
i wanna try everything with him and work out what wed both like
I've never seen a woman be into hapas
>t. hapa
every single detail in this post except being overweight(i am fit), the career, and having kinks is literally me
There's no way a hapa woman wrote this
??? im white and filipino
im into them bc i like someone who can relate to my upbringing, especially bc its unique being born to wmaf/hapa families lol
ok i know theyre adhd but ive seen them get shit done before when theyre passionate abt it
Wish I ever were passionate about something work related.
well they say the best jobs are the ones that feel like paid hobbies
maybe you havent found your thing yet ?!
Idk I've never met a hapa who didn't want to exclusively date white guys. Most don't really care when I tell them I'm half Filipino.
oh cool! yeah i think most would prefer them being exclusively white but personally i dont mind, i like if theyre my ethnicity, its just the relatability factor that makes it really special for me
also id like to meet my bfs family and his mom makes me filipino food hehehe
You sound like a very nice person, anon. I hope you find your ideal guy then.
>textbook entp, charismatic
>strong work ethic
Oh, come fricking on
>east asian
>don't care about height that much, but I want to sit in his lap without crushing him so i'll say between 5'6 and 6'.
>slim
>black/black
>monolids (they are hot)
>a male-dominated career (i am jealous) and decent-paying (200k+) would be good too so i can take a pause from work to have kids. so i guess techies would fit the bill. it's ok if he earns less if he's willing to stay home instead. but i definitely want to take a year off work to have a kid at least so he should have a job of some kind.
>don't care about his interests as long as they're not super degenerate
>introverted, sweet
>basic/casual i don't really care about aesthetic
>i don't have any, i'm pretty vanilla. i'd prefer someone like that too. breeding/free use/body parts (boobs, feet) is fine though. but NO ANAL.
>don't care about height that much, but I want to sit in his lap without crushing him so i'll say between 5'6 and 6'.
How tall are you?
5'4 in an original way origi
I'd be into that kind of relationship but I don't have monolids or a high paying job (yet). I'm still deciding what path to take but I think I'll only earn 200k when I'm at the pinnacle of my career, and right now I'm only at the start, even though I suppose I'm making good progress. I relate the most to the introverted and sweet part and hope you're similar. It's nice to be chill. Otherwise I match everything else.
I thought I won the lottery by not having monolids since people get surgery to get rid of it but fembot doesn't like it, damn.
Where are you located btw?
>Where are you located btw?
american, gonna move around a bit the next few years for career reasons.
>gonna move around a bit the next few years for career reasons.
What countries are you considering?
i mean i'm gonna be moving around the us. and by moving around i mean i'll be in the same place for 3-4 yrs but i'm not sure where yet. and then i might be moving somewhere else after that for 1-3 yrs, dunno where yet. i'm not considering moving outside the us.
>i'm not considering moving outside the us.
Frick
You sound Asian yourself given how invested in the career stuff you are but a clue to the contrary is I feel like Asians wouldn't go out of their way to talk about monolids.
Interested in talking more on disc btw?
Some additional stuff about me to filter and save time to potentially dissuade you to mention is: girls who like Asian guys tend to like softer guys, I'm a bigger taller guy who can be on the rough/physical side of things. I'm sick of work and I'm not going to waste any more of my life slaving away at it. That said, it's a luxury to be able to feel that way and the reason I'm able to feel that way is that I've slaved away for a long time and am not going to starve if I stop caring.
i am not asian, ima israelite. i don't use discord srry. what you're saying about not wanting to work seems valid. i'd like to get on that train too but i'm at the start of my career and i think it'd be hard for me living with someone who's already pretty much retired. cause like you'd probably wanna go do fun/active stuff with someone who has more free time like you but i'm gonna be busy and stuff.
The unfortunate timing is that my entire life, because of work, I've had to avoid and depriortize dating because girls had no tolerance for not prioritzing them. Now I finally run into someone who thinks being work focused is a good thing.
I'm not retiring yet though. Work from home job but I'm going to do even less than the bare minimum now and if I get fired, I'm not going to look too hard for another job because I'm good on the finances. It's just that I'm going to finally start living my life now and doing what I want to do and if work suffers or is lost altogether, IDC.
The israelite thing makes sense though, another grind oriented group of people.
I'll drop an email in case you want to chat more there though since no disc. [email protected]
>race
white or white-ish
>nationality
same as mine
>height
being tall is appreciated but not mandatory
>body type
ideally skinny, but as long as he's not super fit or super fat, it's okay
>eye and hair color
idc
>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
no huge lumberjack beard
>career
any decent paying, or societally important (legal) job is fine. I don't need him to make as much as I do but I don't want someone on a low paying dead end. It'd be better if he's not in IT too so we can talk about other things, but idc that much.
>interests/hobbies
same as
don't care about his interests as long as they're not super degenerate. It's best if he's truly passionate about it. If he's interested in the same stuff i am, we can do it together. If it's different stuff, we can teach each other.
>personality type
Kind, responsible, hard working, persistent, sensitive and a good listener.
>dress style/aesthetic
idk, nothing super weird. Just look clean and normal
>kinks
I'm very vainilla so idk, nothing super degenerate
>same as mine
which is???
>I don't need him to make as much as I do
how much do you make?
85k but i have a long way to go so, if everything goes right, i expect to be making 6 figures by the hypothetical time i marry
i guess what im trying to say here is that i want a man that is a productive member of society doing something of his choice, regardless of the money. So I wouldn't want him to hat what he does, or just to make money from things that are not real jobs in my eyes (renting inherited properties, idk)
i suck at explaining this
I get what you mean, not a leech.
do you have any goals for your life? like have kids? what type of house do you envision yourself living in?
>I get what you mean, not a leech.
Exactly! Thanks for finding the words
>do you have any goals for your life? like have kids?
I want to marry and have kids which is weird to say when I'm in my early twenties and all i've done is kiss, once, because dating is scary
>what type of house do you envision yourself living in?
sub urban with space for a nice garden and for the kids to play outside
>Be random male anon
>See ideal man thread
>Complain that the standards are too high in whats basically a hypothetical
You homies are ridiculous no wonder the bottom feeders dont even want some of you
Hey, last time we had a male version of one of these threads, several (alleged) women came in and complained that almost every single guy said "no fatties"
that's interesting because i remember going into several ideal gf threads before, and a lot of lists mentioned chubby women and big breasts, seems like modern men are very into with chubby women.
>t. 105lbs
and nobody ever posts about liking average height skinny women
If you put yourself out there, people would be asking for your contacts.
and still I always check if someone describes something like me. never happens.
I think these threads kinda suck because it puts into everyone's head that people are looking for one specific person that isn't you, and people are a lot more flexible than that, and you can't judge your compatibility off a list of attributes, but like if you vibe in a conversation and can have fun together doing the same things. If you are slim and of an average size, you have a broad appeal and anyone you get along with will be happy with how you look.
yeah I do agree. it's just that femanons don't come and shit up the robot ideal gf threads by endlessly complaining that we don't fit into any of them specifically, but robots do come here and endlessly complain how they don't fit.
Fembots make threads just for themselves about how they are unattractive and get half a dozen people asking for her contact or dropping theirs.
you clearly didn't even understand what I just wrote, low IQ monkey.
kek'd
I did understand, Im saying that they shit up the catalog, which is arguably worse. And also fembots do complain about male standards in ideal gf threads, so your point isn't even true.
Also it's better than moids are ITT bumping in with related discussion because more foids will flock to an active thread inviting them to talk about themselves.
I'm just saying that if you recognize that talking about how you don't fit the ideals posted is stupid, maybe open your eyes and see that men do it more lol. But you won't, because you love complaining.
>femanons don't come and shit up the robot ideal gf threads by endlessly complaining that we don't fit into any of them specifically,
i do this
To me it reaffirms that people are looking for people who specifically are not me lol
is it because you don't vibe well with people and you aren't fun to be around and do stuff with?
>is it because you don't vibe well with people and you aren't fun to be around and do stuff with?
Not him but I think that's my problem. I'm pleasant to be around but not always fun because I'm introverted and work is draining so I'm always quite tired. Then I don't really have much in common with the average person at all, and I don't dress fashionably. I'm that well-liked colleague at work that you won't really consider spending time with in most social situations basically, including my workplace lol.
i've been told i'm pretty good company irl, but i come off as boring online, and i'm fat so i'm already working against that. too bad the places i go out to don't attract single, marriage age women.
>too bad the places i go out to don't attract single, marriage age women.
That too. My workplace is filled with middle aged women and my hobby only has men. Well, there are women within my hobby but they are separate. I'm curious how you could be fun irl and boring online though? Isn't communicating the same? Do you put less effort into online communication or something?
>how can you be boring online and fun irl
usually irl you're doing something, and there's a lot of fun to be had engaging with the thing you're doing. When you're at your computer, or lying in bed on your phone exchanging messages, there's nothing else going on but my imagination, and I have to filter through that for things worth sharing with another person. I feel like when I'm talking to a girl online, she's not adding anything to the conversation, just responding to what i'm saying. For the most part, anyway, and so it's up to me to think up things while i'm sitting alone in my room, that are entertaining for conversation.
>I feel like when I'm talking to a girl online, she's not adding anything to the conversation, just responding to what i'm saying.
Doesn't sound like you're boring at all, you just had bad company. I feel the same way with most women online. I wouldn't waste time on people like that because you're a person, not a jester.
well i'm sure that they're better company too when they're out doing stuff irl and not in their phone scumming 15 different apps for scraps of dopamine, and i'm just one of the apps.
They are just bad people.
Nah, the lads like me just fine and I don't have problems with talking to women either, but there's an insurmountable wall between friend and boyfriend that I can't climb. Being a bit of a lardass doesn't help I'm sure but it's not like I had much luck before I bloated up. So yeah I guess there's something about me that doesn't vibe well, but it is what it is. Focused on losing weight more than anything now, being heavy isn't fun when I'm out hiking and biking
Women be like 10 lbs over their ideal weight and say they're fat. There's no ambiguity around "you must be this tall to enjoy this ride"
Also weight is something you can theoretically do something about
>Women be like 10 lbs over their ideal weight and say they're fat.
literally me
I'ma male anon and I'm 40 lbs over what I'd like my weight to be. It sucks seeing these threads everyone wants a skinny guy. I wouldn't even be skinny if I lost 40 lbs, just normal.
well yea but don't forget it's the ideal bf thread, not the fixer upper bf thread. no one's gonna be like, i'd sure love a fatso! but a lot of women would settle for someone who's working on themselves.
Surely one of them will be into a nerdy and athletic east asian, right anons?
>check thread
>tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, tall
You're a liar. Begone, troon.
What are you on about
I am a man
Just pointing out how one note these are
You're projecting because men only like one type of woman kek
Is it brain damaged? Is it moronic?
>troon starts having a meltdown
About time, keep crying.
Good luck with having the IQ of a 4b llm bro, peace
Until next time, hun
>race/nationality
white and not american
>height
5'6+ i just dont want to be taller
>body type
skinny or some fat but not super ripped or super fat
>eye/ hair colour
dark brown, black
>facial features
roman nose, negative canthal tilt (i think its cute why do some people think its ugly!?) + lips that dont look like a frog
>career
kinda anything. as long as you have a strong work ethic and have some kind of morals.
>interests/hobbies
early 2000s+2010s internet culture, alternative/heavy music, audio engineering or production, cooking, hiking/camping
>personality type
just anyone who mixes well with me and understands my kind of mean sense of humour. can take a joke and throw it back at me. cares about things that most people don't acknowledge. patient, but knows when and how to tell someone to stop.
>dress style/aesthetic
vaguely alternative. they dont need to be wearing anything crazy, just band t-shirts and flannels and lots of black. sometimes wears black eyeliner
>kinks
gross and rough things that fulfill that kind of desire i have. rape and physical/mental violence
> early 2000s+2010s internet culture
Sending you my marriage proposal over email.
for myself im not that great or super deserving of him but an ideal is an ideal. my stats are more like
>white
>5'5
>bmi 23 kind of hourglass but i have big boobs and butt soooo yay
>light green/grey eyes, black hair
>big eyes, small nose (but its kind of flat/asian looking), average lips not small but not big, my jaw is kind of big and my face looks a bit flat.
>in school and looking for employment, decent savings
>i play a lot of instruments and am an etymology nerd, very into the goth and grunge subcultures, hiking/camping
>im a bit mean in my personality but its just playful. i dont actually hate anyone. i can be too loud or too quiet at times because autism
>i wear all black and lots of israeliteelry. i stick to casual goth dress like ripped tights + black skirts.
>kinks obviously the same,
What is your favourite etymology
I am going to find you and marry you so just be prepared for that
how old if i can ask
i'm under 20
you just described me, i even like hiking too. i'm a softie though and i'd prefer you to rape me instead and i have no desire for a career except getting good at guitar and getting famous and then killing myself
>early internet culture
hi! marry me?????
Why are there so many whiny incel-trannies whining about femanon ideals here? Take your pills and gtfo, troons.
fembots be honest am i cookd
>race/nationality
russian white. got a little bit of Hispanic blood but it's not visible at all (thank fricking god)
>height
5'9"
>body type
skinny (not so much atm, just came out of a longer depressive thing and could lose 20-ish lb) and that's about it. can wear most if not all clothes and look half decent
>eye and hair color
brown on brown
>career
stacking money in car sales, plan to go into medicine
>interests/hobbies
street racing/cars, nature
>personality type
ENTP i think??
>dress style/aesthetic
semi-formal, almost always a turtleneck
>kinks
receptive to anything idk. ashamed to admit it but slightly submissive.
also i'm 19 so that's a plus i think
>most fembots only want a chad over 6'0 tall
and they say our standards are too high!
>race/nationality
white
>height
190-195
>body type
a little chubby but strong
>eye and hair color
any eye color, dark blond hair
>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
wavy shoulder length hair, big nose
>career
engineer
>interests/hobbies
nerdy and outdoorsy stuff
>personality type
caring, sweet, introvert, witty, smart
>dress style/aesthetic
dorky nerd
>kinks
dominant, cnc, bondage
There's so many of these that I'm close to meeting but I miss like 1 to 3. If anyone wants to know, I'm
>race
White American, mostly Slavic
>height
6'3, sometimes read 6'4 but I think that might be a fluke
>body type
Average, slightly chubby bc I've been injured for a couple months but most of my weight is muscle (~230 lbs)
>eye and hair color
both brown
>career
Right now the summertimes are difficult, but I live middle class overall and have good future career prospects (could become upper class in a few years)
>interests/hobbies
I like video games (especially Fallout), history, economics, political theory, hiking, driving, and just chilling in nature but I'm also open to trying new things
>personality type
I get different results whenever I take the test, but most commonly INFJ-T and ENTJ-T, with the latter being more recent. I generally mimic whoever I'm with in social situations
>dress style/aesthetic
I like to dress semi-formal (long-sleeve button-up), but when I'm just around the house or doing physical stuff I dress casually (t-shirt and cargo pants)
>kinks
I'm a virgin and I don't watch porn, so I don't actually know if I have any or not
you sound very cute, in fact way too cute and nice for the average femcel posting here
you could probably date normal well adjusted stacies
Why thank you! But honestly I've had bad luck with dating, most of my relationships ended in about a month because they saw me being better off as just a friend. Maybe it's a neurotypical thing idk (I have autism, so I often find it hard to understand normal people) but I'm tired of trying with normies. Not really sure where to go from here, but I saw this thread and it seemed interesting so I figured I'd give it a shot
>white or east asian
>5'8-6'2
>super thin
>any color eyes and black or dark brown hair
>prettyboy face
>quiet and likes same vidya as me
>introvert with little to no friends same as me
>skater style
>no kinks. all gentle
>aged 22-25
>no fembot mentions extremely pale skinny israeli boys with soft black-dark brown hair and brown eyes
do you look like finn wolfhard?
No, but I've been told I look like Timothee Chalamet. My nose is small tho.
if I grew out my hair, yeah tbh, my nose is a little different though and I need to lose a tiny bit of weight to look *that* skinny
has to be white, has to have blue/green eyes.
I want him to be irish.
5'10 + preferably higher but if he is everything on this list I almost would be ok with shorter honestly
>>body type
big muscle man breasts and lean. I also have a thing for big forearms aswell as biceps. I want him to be a tank of a man but still have a slender deer-like body.
>>eye and hair color
accidentally said eyes already but he has to have red/yellow/black hair. Ginger would even be good but if he doesnt have gorgeous fair skin I don't want him.
>>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
freckles if possible and rings around his eyes like mine.
Anything as long as it pays to raise our 4 children
fantasy books, art, love making, I don't mind but it has to be smart unlike being a gamer or something dumb.
type
witty, a polymath who is cheery and has gone through tough things, coming out strong and happy
style/aesthetic
Well dressed like a teacher or some sort of slightly-above-casual wear.
Cosplay or liking to be dominant or dominating. I don't like pain but I do like to top sometimes.
I don't like the way this is worded, because most of the moids itt will read ideal as minimum, and treat it like standards. So I'll just say both.
I don't care. Like, I don't even know what the ideal is.
Anything above like 5'5"
Ideally about 5'10"-6'2"
>>body type
Just not really fat or really scrawny
Ideally an average physique with some muscle and broad shoulders
>>eye and hair color
I don't care
My favourite is probably brown hair brown eyes
>>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
Not really
I guess masculine looking?
Just not some leeching neet homosexual freeloader
Ideally decent amount of money and can support me
I like guys into games and sort of nerdier stuff but too weird
type
Sweet and caring
Ideally I like a dominant and masculine man
style/aesthetic
Clothes that fit and look good
Ideally a man who dresses his age and masculine
God just not a fricking freak with a gross fetish
That's a pretty easy one, I fit all of these except I can't fully support someone else just yet
Yeah I'm not very picky with men, I just want one who I can get on with.
>I can't fully support someone else just yet
To be fair work is bullshit these days and it's not surprising you can support multiple people on one salary.
That's fair
>To be fair work is bullshit these days and it's not surprising you can support multiple people on one salary.
I plan to be able to in a few years, and I have a backup plan with the same result if that one doesn't work out
>Anything above like 5'5"
Existence is pain. These threads just remind me of it.
t. 5'5
>anything above 5'5"
Could've sworn I wrote 5'4". Anyway I'm like 5'1" lmao as long as he's taller than me it's not a big deal.
>Could've sworn
You wrote what your mind really wanted. I don't take it personally anymore.
Come on anon I'm sure you're fine as is. 🙂
Do you have any features, physical or otherwise, that you think are good?
>Close but I'm not that masculine
As long as you aren't some basedfueled femboy gay you're probably manly enough, just being a man should get you there.
>6 ft +
>why can't I find a boyfriend
Yeah I fricking wonder why b***h.
frick forgot to click reply on
Nah there's plenty of 6+ ft dudes, I'm 6'3.
In fact, I fit all her requirements but she's not white so it won't work out
>physical or otherwise, that you think are good?
Nope. The shorter you are the more face you need. I don't have either.
Close but I'm not that masculine.
Almost fit this too.
Also close.
dont care
dont care
>>body type
dont care
>>eye and hair color
dont care
>>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
dont care
money
weeb
type
dont care
style/aesthetic
black
dont care
bait probably but that's me 🙂
What's the point of posting about ideal bf?
It's by definition unrealistic and would only doomerise the incels
being a neet filters me from every one of these posts
>White
>6 ft +
>any eye/hair color
>not broke
>not abusive
Why is it so hard just to find this as an average ethnic fembot?
>ethnic
That's why
i fit the others but i'm 5'10"
come on fembot, i'll get on my tiptoes for you 😉
>not broke
NEETs, why it's so over???
Because you refuse to date your own race you dumb b***h. Just settle for a brotha, stop chasing whitey.
>be shallow people
>complain about other people being shallow
Why is this board so hypocritical?
fembots be honest how over is it for me
>race/nationality
southern euro
>height
180cm
>body type
fat. yes yes i know i know, i've been losing weight but still have a long way to go. otherwise large build and hairy as frick because southern euro
i was a neet for years and let myself go because i figured whats the point, i'm a lost cause anyway. but slowly picking up the pieces
>eye and hair color
brown/brown
>career
like i said i was a neet for many years but managed to get an office job about a year ago. pay is about average and its stable but i hate it so looking into a new job that has actual career opportunities so at least i have a promotion to look forward to while i toil 40 hours a week. broad category is logistics management. was gonna get into CS but never had the discipline to finish my degree
>interests/hobbies
cars, computers, linguistics, hiking, diy stuff, board games
>personality type
depressed and probably on the spectrum but also extroverted which i think masks it pretty well. mostly really uncomfortable talking to women my age because i feel like i have nothing in common with them, so i basically never do it. other than that i find it hard to describe myself without sounding like a pompous butthole. i rarely take things seriously enough, perhaps to a fault
>dress style/aesthetic
casual. nothing ever looks good on you when you're a fat frick so i mostly keep it simple and wear hoodies or sweatshirts and blue jeans. i at least try not to look like a slob, you're never gonna catch me in public wearing sweatpants, bad color combinations or shit that doesn't fit properly. when i reach my goal weight i want to get button downs and polo shirts and shit
>kinks
am virgin so idk for sure but mostly vanilla. kinda into mild dom stuff and not at all into sub stuff but proclaiming myself as a dom sounds completely fricking ridiculous given what i just told you. i also could never bring myself to do some shit lots of women seem to be into now like choking
Lose weight, meds are supposed to be attractive, lots of women posted that they want essentially a brown guy.
>Lose weight
yea it's been pretty slow progress because of me not trying hard enough but i have been
i'm also pretty far from brown
>how fat?
it's pretty bad... probably 25% bf or a bit over at the moment. i know how bad it is and i've lost some weight already
>uncomfortable talking to women my age
>a pro to some
seriously? feels like it'd be a massive turn off if we start talking and spaghetti spills out of my pocket
i don't feel like i have high expectations, but i also basically never put myself out there because i feel like i'd only be embarrassing myself
thx for reading my ramblings anyway
>far from brown
I mean just brown eyes, dark hair, that thing, a more angular face
>fat
how fat?
>but slowly picking up the pieces
that's good
>office job
>i hate it so looking into a new job
that's good
>depressed and probably on the spectrum
not ideal tbh
>uncomfortable talking to women my age
a pro to some
>try not to look like a slob, you're never gonna catch me in public wearing sweatpants, bad color combinations or shit that doesn't fit properly. when i reach my goal weight i want to get button downs and polo shirts and shit
nice and promising
>virgin
>vanilla
good
>mild dom stuff
a pro to some
these are the ones i have opinions about
anon, you dont seem to be doing bad and whats most important, you seem to be improving. i think you have a good shot as long as you keep you expectation in women realistic and according to what you offer
No opinion, definitely not over
Good
>>body type
Not good, but keep working on losing weight and you'll be fine
>>eye and hair color
Nice
That's a big improvement from a neet. Not over
Nice variety of interests, sounds like a fun person to be around
type
It's sad to hear you're depressed and uncomfortable around women, but you don't seem like a complete moron since you can acknowledge that you're extroverted and try not to brag. Not over
style/aesthetic
That's all fine, you seem to know what you're talking about
Yeah it can get weird with fetishes, but I think most women would be fine with vanilla, we like being dominated so if you're willing to put in some work you'll be fine
You sound like a perfectly good boyfriend anon, just keep at it with your weight loss and try to fix up the depression.
thank u 4 reply. myself i find it hard to believe someone could ever be interested in me so getting someone else's candid opinion which clashes with mine is definitely getting me to question some of my beliefs about myself.
i basically never ever try (only ever asked one girl out in my life and got rejected) because i already know it's not gonna work which i'm starting to think might actually be fricking moronic
>race/nationality
Preferably French or Italian (white)
>height
175+
>body type
Thin with some muscle, wide shoulders narrow waist
>eye and hair color
Black eyes and hair
>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
pretty eyes, long lashes, sharp jaw, low bodyfat face, always impeccably shaven, boyish
>career
Anything that would sustain a wife and multiple children
>interests/hobbies
Poetry, hunting, cooking, the fine arts, film, fashion, politics, tennis, fishing, travelling, singing
>personality type
Sweet, witty, playful, shy at first, kind, honest, funny, romantic, creative, loyal, perfectionist
>dress style/aesthetic
Like a gentleman, no tattoos or piercings
>kinks
None, hes a blushing virgin
>race/nationality
any
>height
a lil bit taller then me, I'm below average in almost all countries
>body type
muscly chubby or average
>eye and hair color
idc
>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
bright and clear eyes. "mature" looking but not aggro masculine
>career
most I care about at this point in life is having proper goals since I'm not in a good place career wise myself, but eventually planning to make enough so we can have a family
>interests/hobbies
philosophy, psychology, mythology, video games, music
>personality type
empath, kind, analytical but optimistic, overall someone who would listen to me yap and offer me good solutions but also actually, genuinely cares for me and loves me
>dress style/aesthetic
I don't know about man's fashion I guess just looking put together
>kinks
D/s power exchange, latax, orgasm control and chastity
but I'd rather stuff to not involve sex and intimacy for a good long while
>race/nationality
anything but black, Indian, or Arab
>height
5'8-6'0
>body type
skinny or mildly athletic
>eye and hair color
any eye color/dark hair
>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
thick eyebrows are cute
>career
I'm not picky
>interests/hobbies
art, poetry, writing
>personality type
again, not picky
>dress style/aesthetic
goth or emo
>kinks
hard dom, I don't wanna be specific
>OP: "What's your ideal BF?"
>Women: "well this is just an ideal, I'd be willing to date men who don't fit this but if we're talking ideals......"
>Incels: "See? Women's standards are too high! They only want chad! They won't date anyone else!"
Like clockwork.
I think it's okay to feel bad when reading threads like this. If the profiles these women are crafting represent optimums and there appears to be a consensus forming, then it can feel pretty disparaging when you fall far from that optimum. Makes you feel like in the best case scenario you would be begrudgingly settled for. All while your partner would be fantasizing of men completely different than you.
my ideal is someone realistic. their ideal is someone unrealistic. An ideal is by definition the one you would 100% want. So it stands that women will always leave their guy for someone who fits their ideal more.
ideal is, by definition, unrealistic
Only if you're female
My ideal is
>girl
>not fat
>likes me
>plays games with me
Explain how it's unrealistic?
No, the definition of ideal literally is unrealistic.
>"existing only in the imagination; desirable or perfect but not likely to become a reality."
>Oxford Languages
this thread confirms to me finally that women dont like really fat guys. guess I have to lose weight if I want a chance of finally having a gf
>race/nationality
poojeet or whatever mutt (You) are
>height
4'9-5'3
>body type
any, from skeletal to morbidly obese, 1 inch penis max
>eye and hair color
poo color
>any other facial features you specifically
desire him to have
no chin
>career
neet
>interests/hobbies
porn addict who spends 99% of his time gooning
>personality type
rude, violent and autistic
>dress style/aesthetic
naked and covered in his own cum
>kinks
e-girlcon, scat, furry, incest
Holy shit that's literally me all over again
heckin contacterino?
>heckin contacterino?
homie what?
over for 100% of their time gooning cels
Fembots how over is it for me?
>Half Korean half White hapa
>6ft1
>blue collar job, only clearing about 60k a yr but can clear up to 115k with overtime Live in Texas so it is possible to support two people on it In other states the field makes way more money.
>outdoorsy person kinda fit and I grew up on a farm so I know how to cook and raise animals and plants and stuff
>dress in farm clothing all the time just out of habit
>dominant but I do not desire sex to be the focal point of a relationship
>dominant but I do not desire sex to be the focal point of a relationship
>Half Korean half White hapa
would be amazing unless you are post-twink death or fat.
I am skinny and 20 years old
>race/nationality
White, same ethnicity as me
>height
~5'10
>body type
Lean
>eye and hair color
Same colours as mine for both
>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
Small lips, round face shape but not fat
>career
NEET (same as me)
>interests/hobbies
Outdoorsy, likes reading
>personality type
Introverted/shy
>dress style/aesthetic
Casual. Jeans and flannel
>kinks
Not a degen
I'm not looking for a relationship
>race/nationality
american southerner
>height
5'8"+
>body type
filled-out
>eye and hair color
unimportant
>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
if mustache, then beard
>career
whatever makes enough money to support both of us and doesn't destroy him
>interests/hobbies
nintendo is probably gonna be the only place our interests overlap
>personality type
quiet
>dress style/aesthetic
normal
>kinks
ddlg
How old are you and can you describe yourself?
29
tbh I'm not gonna bother because no one wants a 29 year old kek
You never know, maybe someone will. I tried getting with a 32 y/o once (got rejected but still)
damn, okay
>race/nationality
white/american
>height
5'1"
>body type
as e-girl as I can
>eye and hair color
brown, brown
>career
special-needs housekeeper
>interests/hobbies
e-girlta fashion, natural history & biology, lucid dreaming, skin/hair/nail-care, south park, animal crossing, Harvest Moon, Rune Factory, Pokemon, kawaii junk, diet soda & sugar-free gum
>personality type
grumbling autist
>dress style/aesthetic
oldschool e-girlta fashion
>kinks
ddlg, petplay
>personality type
>grumbling autist
https://tenor.com/view/stunned-wow-omg-lego-batman-lego-batman-movie-gif-7647770
You sound great. Its too bad theres such an age gap between us. Im 22 and youre 29.
>such an age gap
>7
Dude, wtf?
nta
22 is a pretty big age gap imo.
22 and 29 I meant to say*
22 and 29 isn't too bad. I'm the anon who posted
and I'm also 22
I'm in my 30s and I would love a 29-year-old woman. I'm not compatible with you specifically because of sexual incompatibility but there are absolutely men in their 30s still stuck on NSFFW (somehow) who love 29-year-old women.
Is the american southerner about the location or about wanting a good old boy who speaks with a drawl?
in fact, both
Why can't the buff manlet ever be the ideal...
All the fembots itt say they want a white or asian bf but all the e-thots end up fricking hispanics or indians. What gives?
>race/nationality
east asian preferably or white. indians and blacks is a hard no
>height
doesnt matter
>body type
slender, not too buff.
>eye and hair color
doesnt really matter
>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
twinky, average prettyboy / under the age of 30 ( inb4 but over the age of 18 dont come for me ) *preferably looking exactly like pic rel, not too ugky but not too handsome*
>career
doesnt matter but preferably something that makes a lot of money or something hes passionate about
>interests/hobbies
anything but not overtly weird.
>personality type
introverted, stoic, aloof
>dress style/aesthetic
doesnt matter just nothing gay
>kinks
nothing, needs to be greysexual / asexual
i will never accepted anything besides above, unless hes rich/makes an insane amount of money and is willing to spend it on me then everything above is irrelevant
>twinky, average prettyboy / under the age of 30 ( inb4 but over the age of 18 dont come for me ) *preferably looking exactly like pic rel, not too ugky but not too handsome*
U got discord? your entire post + picrel describes me
>race/nationality
white
>height
over 6ft is a must. im already taller than average at 5ft6
>body type
strong but still kind of chunky. if i can see their abs its an instant ick almost always. thick thighs. caked up is a plus. body hair preferable, the more the better
>eye and hair color
not picky
>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
i <3 men with big noses and strong brows
>career
not picky
>interests/hobbies
as long as theyre not a consoomer who likes anime/video games/marvel etc i dont really care. some kind of physical hobby like boxing is always really attractive. bonus if they like guns
>personality type
mean. thats it. not in the cute way where theyre like kind of grumpy and grouchy but still make you swoon like in a shitty romance novel. like a genuinely kind of nasty guy. bonus points if pervert.
>dress style/aesthetic
i dont care as long as they dont have holes in their shit
>kinks
TOTAL POWER EXCHANGE, ddlg, petplay, corruption
>lets me hit and torture him
>nice to me
>not older than me
lol this thread, dudes are like
>I want a girl who can be the mother to my children and we'll have a nice house and stuff
while the "girls" are like
>I want a guy who will help me make Epstein Island look like a fricking joke
I'm a male, and here are my stats. biological fembots plz notice me!
>race/nationality
East Asian
>height
5'11"
>body type
Skinny
>eye and hair color
black
>facial features
5/10 face, mid length messy hair
>career
student
>interests/hobbies
working on autistic computer shit, learning instruments, learning languages
>personality type
introvert, edgy, sperg
>dress style/aesthetic
casual buttoned shirts, plaid jackets, cargo pants, baggy jeans, "normal" stuff
>kinks
idk
Also im 19
Post in the similar thread for moids
that thread is fricking brutal, bro wants a date not suifuel
>race/nationality
white
>height
6 ft 6
>body type
muscular with 10-12% bodyfat
>eye and hair color
blue and blond
>any other facial features you specifically desire him to have
hunter eyes, good jaw, symmetry
>career
self employed ceo
>interests/hobbies
stocktrading, investment banking, flying jets, riding motorcycles, traveling
>personality type
clint eastwood
>dress style/aesthetic
expensive italian suits
>kinks
big dick